I Lost Her
Dedicated to Tammy
Tammy's Favorite Jokes
My wife gave me permission (she's blonde)....
What is the difference between a blonde and a computer? A blonde won't accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left'. So, they turned around and went home!
What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them, but never see them!
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? "Oh look, Daddy! Doughnut seeds!"
How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it!
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got the grenade in her mouth!
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them!
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman, as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head!
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters!
Why did the blonde scale over the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!